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A lot of the time when I say I had a dream about something, I really just sat around imagining it over lunch.

A lot of the time, when I say "a lot of the time," I mean most of the time.


  • At 4:52 AM, Blogger ben bostick said…

    why dont you just say what you mean man? dont go putting me through all these mazes and endless tubes of infinite doubt and whatever the hell that means at this time of night (?) and all sorts of well wishes and say hello to detroit for me if you get the time and thank you kindly for your patience SIR

  • At 4:15 AM, Anonymous M2J said…

    Yo, I so do the same thing!

  • At 1:53 PM, Blogger tumblehawk said…

    I think it's because if I say it came from a dream it's like it has more credibility, like it just "Came to me" instead of me sitting there concocting it.

  • At 9:50 PM, Anonymous noetic said…

    I had the craziest set of dreams last night.

    My favourite one was where I was in vegas in a restaurant and I took my shirt off and was covered in this beach towel and this old lady at the table beside me kept on trying to steal my towel.

    Then the blackguy from undercover brother walked sideways up a set of stairs and was doing a taped act in the restaurant but he wasn't very funny and there weren't alot of people in the restaurant so I left.

    So I'm walking into the hotel lobby and I see my friend and we jump in this elevator with plastic wrap sides and there is a nurse in it too.

    My friend is mega blitzed and swaying and he has thiss outfit on that looks like a cross between a pilot a stewardess and a nurse.

    He had this book tied around his neck and I asked him what the book was for and he shows us this plane shaped baking sheet that he had behind his back and says

    "I'm learning how to fly my airplane pot roast"

    The nurse starts laughing uncontrollably untill we get out on a floor that had the super sterile hospital feel but was filled with a swack of all kinds of different saws. My buddy then goes to pass out and with his head resting on a stopped saw.

    Then I woke up.

    I also had three other intense dreams last night. The first was at a graduation in the middle of the woods with lots of trees on fire.

    Another one I was leaving a party and I called a cab and instead I get an arabian guy who throws me in the back of a paperbag taxi and he is going to commit me to an asylum. My dream after started right back at the same party and I was able to show my friends me getting thrown in the crazy taxi. I was also was wearing a cowboy hat that I didn't really like this time.

    PS I hate the ban lottery
    PPS I still havent seen fast cheap and out of control

  • At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Elle said…

    It's still a daydream, so it counts.

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